“So you know in horror movies? When the girl’s like, ‘Oh my god! There’s something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what’s going on in the dark.’ And you’re like, ’What is your problem!? Call the police.’ And she’s like, ‘Okay.’ But it’s too late because she’s already getting murdered? Well, uh, my story’s kinda like that.”